“I would act nude . . . it is part of my job.”
Born on 15th of April 1990
5'6 Tall
Friday, November 5, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
THE NOBLE MAN
In the year 2010,there's a beautiful boy named ustat, he is very very so much so much CUN, and notty. The reason we called him ustat is because he is a very noble man..at one hard emergency situation, long time ago, at unremembered place..he had made a big sin; big sin to him..he said to us, "Wei, adui aku dah berdosa.."
We asked, "hang duk kalut pasai pa? hang buat pa?" He replied.."tadi aku pergi tandas..tandas semua penuh, jadi aku kena kencing berdiri laa..aku dah berdosa"..hahhaa...So barai..
Now,he is very handsome coz' he just got new hairstyle..Even all celebrities lose to him coz all the women in the world loves Ustat...A sweet lady,a school girl, a daughter of a fisherman, 83 years old grandma, a mother that feeds her child throw them away coz seeing Ustat...
Easy story, he very busy now...On his way to class, there's a roadblock in front of him, a thousands of gurls,babes,mothers,MILF,aunties,and of course grandmas waiting for him..more less 78 people were died bcoz wants to take Ustat home..
here's the picture of Ustat :
cheated circle-circle by : 3-Crazytiers
We asked, "hang duk kalut pasai pa? hang buat pa?" He replied.."tadi aku pergi tandas..tandas semua penuh, jadi aku kena kencing berdiri laa..aku dah berdosa"..hahhaa...So barai..
Now,he is very handsome coz' he just got new hairstyle..Even all celebrities lose to him coz all the women in the world loves Ustat...A sweet lady,a school girl, a daughter of a fisherman, 83 years old grandma, a mother that feeds her child throw them away coz seeing Ustat...
Easy story, he very busy now...On his way to class, there's a roadblock in front of him, a thousands of gurls,babes,mothers,MILF,aunties,and of course grandmas waiting for him..more less 78 people were died bcoz wants to take Ustat home..
here's the picture of Ustat :
cheated circle-circle by : 3-Crazytiers
Flood
Can't study cause of flood. It's like very irritating. Our final exam was postponed until when, I don't know. Flood oh Flood. why in Kedah? Yesterday, the food in the cafeteria was out of stock. We was starving and became a cannibal but we didn't ate any human. Lucky human not to be eaten. haha.
Today's exam was easy. I hope everyone except my friends which has taken the exam, FAIL. Padan muka. sape suruh tak study. hehehe. Bean and Ijat is playing guitar right now. they play the song so called the zephyr song. Losers.
Harry Potter 7 coming out soon. Yay! can't wait to see Emma Watson again.
ZAID, my friend. He likes to shop at ZARA. He's stomach is just like the kangaroo. hee. He is a branded men. He only eat Nasi Lemak ZARA with Ayam Goreng Adidas. He only drink either Ais Kosong Nike or Sirap Ais Paul Smith. He cannot eat or drink anything else cause he is allergic with the other food.
He knows everything. He know how someone accident and the reason why does the accident happened while he wasn't there. If you wanted to know something, just ask him.
He's always the number one. He is always the first one. He never be a patient man. If he want something, It means he want it right now. He is always right eventhough he's wrong. sheesh. 'LEPAS DIA, DIA - LEPAS DIA, DIA. ISH!
Today's exam was easy. I hope everyone except my friends which has taken the exam, FAIL. Padan muka. sape suruh tak study. hehehe. Bean and Ijat is playing guitar right now. they play the song so called the zephyr song. Losers.
Harry Potter 7 coming out soon. Yay! can't wait to see Emma Watson again.
ZAID, my friend. He likes to shop at ZARA. He's stomach is just like the kangaroo. hee. He is a branded men. He only eat Nasi Lemak ZARA with Ayam Goreng Adidas. He only drink either Ais Kosong Nike or Sirap Ais Paul Smith. He cannot eat or drink anything else cause he is allergic with the other food.
He knows everything. He know how someone accident and the reason why does the accident happened while he wasn't there. If you wanted to know something, just ask him.
He's always the number one. He is always the first one. He never be a patient man. If he want something, It means he want it right now. He is always right eventhough he's wrong. sheesh. 'LEPAS DIA, DIA - LEPAS DIA, DIA. ISH!
Monday, November 1, 2010
FUR.
JUSTIN BIEBER The movie coming soon. plus in 3D. What the Fuck is happening to this world? Why him and not anyone else? Shitt man! It's a disaster. I hope there's like a disaster movie about bieber. Another name for him is JUSTIN BIBIOK. HAHA
today, we rent a car from Rokiah. We bought a coffee bun from Baker's Boy, the ciplak's name from Roti Boy.
or vice versa. I got a friends called Bulu. Today I'm goin to tell about Bulu. In the early of July, he dosen't has a girlfriend. The short story, he is single. But now, he's plural.
After we stalked his laptop, we saw a naked picture of his Girlfriend. naah, just kidding. whose gonna put their girlfriend's naked picture in a laptop. It's so gay. hahah. before he is in a relationship with the one called Mi, he always hang out with his member, having a great time. you know what i mean.
But now, he often stay in his room. mastrubating, fucking his own pillow. sheeesh! disgusting! just kidding xD.
Bulu is sad right now cause he cannot online. he cannot chit chat, webcam with his GF. So sad. but he can. Bulu oh Bulu, the Budak Hardcore from Malaysia. KL (Meor) says 'Hardcore people wear slippers'. Yeah! I think that's right.
Need To Study. Bye bye for now.
today, we rent a car from Rokiah. We bought a coffee bun from Baker's Boy, the ciplak's name from Roti Boy.
or vice versa. I got a friends called Bulu. Today I'm goin to tell about Bulu. In the early of July, he dosen't has a girlfriend. The short story, he is single. But now, he's plural.
After we stalked his laptop, we saw a naked picture of his Girlfriend. naah, just kidding. whose gonna put their girlfriend's naked picture in a laptop. It's so gay. hahah. before he is in a relationship with the one called Mi, he always hang out with his member, having a great time. you know what i mean.
But now, he often stay in his room. mastrubating, fucking his own pillow. sheeesh! disgusting! just kidding xD.
Bulu is sad right now cause he cannot online. he cannot chit chat, webcam with his GF. So sad. but he can. Bulu oh Bulu, the Budak Hardcore from Malaysia. KL (Meor) says 'Hardcore people wear slippers'. Yeah! I think that's right.
Need To Study. Bye bye for now.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Hey all. i got something to tell.
jeng jeng jeng.
Today is Thursday and yesterday was Wednesday. that's all, i think. The best thing for today is, It's our last class for the 1st semesters. hoooraay!
Final exam is around the corner. but still can't study. maybe it's not the time, yet. hmmm what should i do? Misai got a new girlfriend. Her name is Rokiah. Wow sounds like kuno. she is a businesswomen. she have 3 car for rent. one of her car is WAJA. It's cheap. only RM 100 a day. But if Misai want to rent, she only charge him RM30 + 1 comolot. Every 2 minutes Misai shave his mustache to get the best comolot. Now Misai is sleeping. If he woke up, he will surely shave his mustache. I know, it's a bit wierdo, but sometimes i felt like it's cool. Today, Misai will rent a car. he wanted to go to Hutan Kampung. Cause the Utararian said, the best place for Shisha. well, i don't know how does it taste. Need to try em' first.
Misai always bogel-tido, bogel-tido. he likes to be naked when his sleeping. His favorite game is Pro Evolution Soccer 10. Ketinggalan zaman. sedih. now PES 11 has come out. A bit harder to control the player than PES 10.
haaa. Need to study now. so, later... bye!
jeng jeng jeng.
Today is Thursday and yesterday was Wednesday. that's all, i think. The best thing for today is, It's our last class for the 1st semesters. hoooraay!
Final exam is around the corner. but still can't study. maybe it's not the time, yet. hmmm what should i do? Misai got a new girlfriend. Her name is Rokiah. Wow sounds like kuno. she is a businesswomen. she have 3 car for rent. one of her car is WAJA. It's cheap. only RM 100 a day. But if Misai want to rent, she only charge him RM30 + 1 comolot. Every 2 minutes Misai shave his mustache to get the best comolot. Now Misai is sleeping. If he woke up, he will surely shave his mustache. I know, it's a bit wierdo, but sometimes i felt like it's cool. Today, Misai will rent a car. he wanted to go to Hutan Kampung. Cause the Utararian said, the best place for Shisha. well, i don't know how does it taste. Need to try em' first.
Misai always bogel-tido, bogel-tido. he likes to be naked when his sleeping. His favorite game is Pro Evolution Soccer 10. Ketinggalan zaman. sedih. now PES 11 has come out. A bit harder to control the player than PES 10.
haaa. Need to study now. so, later... bye!
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Mister M.
Hello world.
Today was boring, again. Everything is the same. KL (Meor) is still the most funniest animal in the world. he said ' pasai pa awat?' with silly sound plus his stupid face. But today is not the day for Meor.
The Mister M which are we talking about is M. short name M, full name is also M. What a lame name. I think his parents came from a place called M. waterpark with M. why are they is so fanatic with the letter M. M,M,M. M is for Mother Fucker, Mat Remp, Mat pit, and what ever you think.
He had ambitions, he wants to be like KL, so he want to be close to KL, and KL becomes close to him. After KL got his butt, he ran away, so M was dissapointed! Then he meet another guy,which is more handsome, tougher than KL, he also got big cock..So, M change his mind from befriend with KL,he try to get true love from a guy named Sunio (not original name)..Sunio hate M so much..One night, Sunio sleep late,so he ca't wake up..M try his job to get know Sunio..He went to 407,and saw Sunio still sleeping..M wore red sparkling liptick to his big mouth and kiss Sunio's armpit. Sunio was extremely shocked and wake up,take bath and ready to go to class..
This incident made KL angry! Jealousy comes into his finger and he start mocking Sunio..he afraid that Sunio will grab M from him..So, KL tell the story to the group of people that hates M so much..They're Ijat, Roy, Gay and Bean..They mocking Sunio and Sunio sulking alone for 3 days..
He think he is the most handsome guy. FTW! he's not. he seems like a baboon like almost everyday. His lips looks a little bit like a Nigger. His lips is big because he lie a lot. Cerita 'K'. anyway, have fun adding him in facebook. and say 'Fuck You!' from us. The 3-crazytiers.
I got a class tomorrow. so, bye for today. =)
Today was boring, again. Everything is the same. KL (Meor) is still the most funniest animal in the world. he said ' pasai pa awat?' with silly sound plus his stupid face. But today is not the day for Meor.
The Mister M which are we talking about is M. short name M, full name is also M. What a lame name. I think his parents came from a place called M. waterpark with M. why are they is so fanatic with the letter M. M,M,M. M is for Mother Fucker, Mat Remp, Mat pit, and what ever you think.
He had ambitions, he wants to be like KL, so he want to be close to KL, and KL becomes close to him. After KL got his butt, he ran away, so M was dissapointed! Then he meet another guy,which is more handsome, tougher than KL, he also got big cock..So, M change his mind from befriend with KL,he try to get true love from a guy named Sunio (not original name)..Sunio hate M so much..One night, Sunio sleep late,so he ca't wake up..M try his job to get know Sunio..He went to 407,and saw Sunio still sleeping..M wore red sparkling liptick to his big mouth and kiss Sunio's armpit. Sunio was extremely shocked and wake up,take bath and ready to go to class..
This incident made KL angry! Jealousy comes into his finger and he start mocking Sunio..he afraid that Sunio will grab M from him..So, KL tell the story to the group of people that hates M so much..They're Ijat, Roy, Gay and Bean..They mocking Sunio and Sunio sulking alone for 3 days..
He think he is the most handsome guy. FTW! he's not. he seems like a baboon like almost everyday. His lips looks a little bit like a Nigger. His lips is big because he lie a lot. Cerita 'K'. anyway, have fun adding him in facebook. and say 'Fuck You!' from us. The 3-crazytiers.
I got a class tomorrow. so, bye for today. =)
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